Manufacturing a Recovery

I promise this will be the last economic post for awhile. My next post will delve into something like the magical ability of Birkenstocks to make both men and women look gay or some other Lefty bashing subject.

A quick spin arond the MFM reveals:

Kooky Keynesian Kowboys reassuring us tax cattle with Melodic Fiscal Yodeling. Now all we have to do is just keep following the same old trail till we're nice and safe in those pens over there. Never mind those Smiling faces with knives.

Despite what the drooling retards that comprise our current Democratic party overlords think, there is only one way out of our current economic woes that has any hope of being sustainable. America must once again begin to make something of value. Wealth is only created by producing a good or service that is desirable. It should be sufficient proof in a competency hearing that the Democratic Party thinks the DMV is desirable.

We are told that we are in a post-industrial society, and that "our economic future lies in services". I suppose that we should be grateful that at least one word in that statement is correct.

Over the past two decades our manufacturing base has largely been exported. The economic effect of this was masked for a time by our housing boom, where we still actually made something more lasting than an Obama promise. With the collapse of Real Estate market, we now good and truly are a service economy, with the resultant effects.

The entire notion of a "service economy" is absolute nonsense. Given the least amount of understanding of humans, it will inevitably result in an economy based upon lawyers, hookers, and drug dealers. The main dilemma being how to get rid of the lawyers.

No my friends, we must re-energize the moribund US manufacturing sector. Especially since we have overbuilt real estate to the point that you can have a house free with the purchase of an extra-value meal at the fish taco stand.

My humble suggestion is that we cut the income tax rate for companies that manufacture goods in the US to zero. Further, we impose caps on liability lawsuits, ban class-action suits, and make losing plaintiffs pay legal fees for both parties.

Now there are some you who question whether these actions will come under fire from the EU and G-8. To that I say with the utmost respect, "Fuck 'em". What are they going to do, fight us? Well, okay the Chinese could dump our debt, but they're planning to do that anyway. What are the Euroweenies going to do, start a war? I say bring it, the whole place is just EuroDisney anyway. This way we get some decent parking.